intercourse more like yes of course
When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
Me: Mom there’s this concert-
me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds