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egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course

clestroying:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money

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❝ dude ❞

— me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

music5eva:

Me: Mom there’s this concert-

Mom: No.

Me: image

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via ugly / source

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

virguin:

me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds 

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via pizza / source